The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013
Get the monk sackmug. Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.
Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'
Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'
Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'
by AliUK September 16, 2010
Get the Salty Monkmug. by JETMASS February 6, 2021
Get the Monkemug. Austin: reject humanity return to monke
Leroy: what does that mean??
Austin: it means i want to be an orangutan
Leroy: Um.... You know orangutans are great apes right? haha such an idiot
Austin: I'm aware of the classification between monkeys and great apes, it's a subject I'm obviously quite passionate about. You need to understand that people don't use scientific language in day-to-day circumstances and that the word monke is colloquially understood to refer to all non-human primates.
Leroy: what does that mean??
Austin: it means i want to be an orangutan
Leroy: Um.... You know orangutans are great apes right? haha such an idiot
Austin: I'm aware of the classification between monkeys and great apes, it's a subject I'm obviously quite passionate about. You need to understand that people don't use scientific language in day-to-day circumstances and that the word monke is colloquially understood to refer to all non-human primates.
by Jeremy ''From Wyoming'' Sutton October 17, 2021
Get the monkemug. 
Monking is like munting someone’s spirituality instead of munting person‘s body Munt the person’s mind it tends to lead to schizophrenia or goonvana.
by Ahmad Danielson January 28, 2025
Get the Monkingmug. Monke is REALLY smart and hot. Cuz man who go to bed with itchy butthole will wake up with stinky finger!!
by rat taco January 4, 2022
Get the monkemug.