Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.

Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!

by Fucknutz90 April 27, 2025

My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.

Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.

by Microwave boy September 12, 2022

moist beef

a form of beef the has been moisted

hey what kind of beef is that. its moist beef *smacks lips*

you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one

by tidepod 420 April 10, 2018

Moist Hole

a vagina.

“Hey dude! Have you seen the picture of that girl’s moist hole?”

“Yeah! It was really nice!”

by the most “c” there is August 08, 2022

Moist willy

The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.

I was having sex with Jason but halfway through he gave me a moist willy it was really weird.

by Queefgiver January 06, 2025

moist boi

Any single alcoholic beverage

Yo, could you grab me a moist boi from the fridge?

by sraavo June 05, 2018

Moist men

The destroyer of worlds, they destroyed the world of Toaster Town and made T0ASTERB0I the last of his kind, although their origins are unknown some say they are space pirates that attack nearby planets in their universe.

Do you know of the Moist Men? They are the destroyer of worlds and killed thousands of innocent Toasters!

by T0ASTERB0I March 29, 2021