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Mississippi Mud Sack

When engaging in particularly rough anal sex, pull out and scrap all fecal matter/juice and coat the entire sack. You then turn and tea bag a waiting third party.
Jim: "Holy shit! Cassie and Sarah let me give them both the Mississippi Mud Sack last night!"
Steve: "You're my hero Jim!!!"
by Peppercornbingle April 15, 2009
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mississippi river horse piss

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
by F550 Powerstroke March 20, 2014
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Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide

Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.
Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.
by Pammy D December 7, 2010
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Mississippi Mud Boat Ride

5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.
Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?
by Big Ern Mccracken February 16, 2020
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mississippi

a state that used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, but has been surpassed by them due to mississippi population decline & utah and nevada massive population growth
mississippi used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, was 31st place. fast forward to now, mississippi is 35th place. and with things in place, new mexico and idaho are most likely to surpass mississippi next.
by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025
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Mississippi Southpaw

the act of getting anally fingered in a shitty ass whilst behind an Arby's.
Person 1: Hey how did your date go with Jessica?
Person 2: It was great, until I found out all she wanted was a Mississippi Southpaw.
by IbuprofenMuncher January 23, 2025
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Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.
Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
by largermouthbass October 28, 2021
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