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Mississippi Mud Sack

When engaging in particularly rough anal sex, pull out and scrap all fecal matter/juice and coat the entire sack. You then turn and tea bag a waiting third party.
Jim: "Holy shit! Cassie and Sarah let me give them both the Mississippi Mud Sack last night!"
Steve: "You're my hero Jim!!!"
by Peppercornbingle April 15, 2009
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mississippi river horse piss

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
by F550 Powerstroke March 20, 2014
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Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide

Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.
Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.
by Pammy D December 7, 2010
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Mississippi Mud Boat Ride

5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.
Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?
by Big Ern Mccracken February 16, 2020
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Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow
Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."
by imthemostamazing January 1, 2010
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009
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Mississippi Treasure Hunt

pursuing the cousin of your ex. If the cousin is of the same gender as the pursuer ie the male breaks up with the female to pursue her male cousin, its a mississippi treasure hunt with a hint of lime.
My boyfriend and i broke up and now I want to go after his cute cousin, so I'm going on a mississippi treasure hunt.
by docta fill April 5, 2011
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