Melonian 

A person with a particularly round head. Usually very big and circular. Named after its resemblance to the melon. Nicknamed a Melon Head.

Yeah, that Melonian has such a round. She probably came from a family of Melon Heads.

Melonian by AznPersuazn September 9, 2010

melon smasher 

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus

i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher

melon smasher by dfiojdsgiosdghiodhgoidshddh September 4, 2014

melon drop

To flick a woman's (or man's) breasts with the index fingers.

Also the act of lifting and then dropping two breasts while yelling "melon drop." It happens more commonly to women (or men) with big breasts.

Can also be known as 'double bean dip.'

You know Stacey, that chick with the huge knockers? Mike melon dropped her the other day, and she almost killed him for touching her 'moneymakers.'

melon drop by Fieldstonvirgo April 20, 2009

Melody

Union of man and beast

See also Lee Bosley

It was sweet melody to be sat in the saddle

Melody by pavillionend July 16, 2008

melonbird 

The tastiest food ever. An animal native to the US of A until the early 1860s when it was hunted to extinction.

Combination of 50% chicken and 50% watermelon.

Fie! A pox on those who would steal mine melonbird, forsooth it is quite tasty but she is mine own and soley mine own!

melonbird by Postification March 12, 2005

meloncollar 

That stretched out look the neck of your t-shirt gets after you've shoved your giant head through it.

My tshirts are all meloncollared.

meloncollar by umetaro April 30, 2011

Melon 

Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).

The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.

Melon by RomanThorne October 19, 2015