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Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.
Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023
by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023
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When your too fucking high to say marijuana correctly, great job you dumb cunt
Wants some mareojawona?
by Juno-dax February 26, 2023
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Marlon

Marlon ; Marlon’s are rather stupid. Obese and try to be funny when they are not. Marlon’s tend to have no friends and no morals. It’d be hard to ever find a true down to earth marlon. If you are looking for a husband never find a Marlon
Ew is that Marlon, his so ugly
by Hallo brooo March 18, 2023
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Marmont

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That Hollywood producer we are meeting tonight is known for having a chronic Marmont and hooker habit.
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