more mash in the gash

to shove more than your shaft in

last night I put more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017

Mash

to collaborate... to get together!
Mashed - To party together!

Lets Mash this Saturday!

by TOM FRAUD August 2, 2016

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 1, 2017

Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

by Yermy May 11, 2020

Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Purple Mash

An app with loads of TRASH games in and it's a rlly good food that your teacher stuffs in your laptop and that's how the app pops up in it.

Ok class we will be playing some Purple Mash on the laptop!
*stuffs a whole load of purple mash in the laptops*

by YEEEEEYeyeyeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE August 30, 2020