Divinity log

The penis of a super predator priest

Come to the rectory Billy. There is a “Divinity Log” there I would like you to see

by Chopper Zombie August 2, 2022

log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.

Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.

by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017

Logging on in 60

Something that a person says before they don't log on

Natsu: "Jack said he is logging on in 60"
Aceliane: "Doubt"
Criticise: "I like kids"

by Mr Joe Daki January 20, 2023

re-log

To log out and log back into a service you are already signed into. This is done by many online communities, generally to reset or refresh the connection in some way, but possibly to switch users. The term is used for various services which require a login, such as secured web pages, gaming services, instant messaging, and back-end server administration via SSH.

Whenever I get annoyed at a n00b, I re-log as my smurf account to pwn them without causing problems for my main character.

by eode December 2, 2014

salt log

A soft pretzel

Good god that salt log is so tasty

by professional salt log January 29, 2018

log breath

When one’s breath is so foul, the smell is comparable to that of a log.

“God, did you smell Chrissy’s log breath?”
“Hey Log Breath, care for a mint?”

by Scabbygabby June 5, 2018

Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.

“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”

by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018