cunt lemonade

when you gather all orgasm juices of your girlfriend until you collect a pitcher full allow this pitcher to ferment over the course of three years after which you add lemon juice and your own cum of choice and then place in punch bowl at a five year old's chuckie cheese birthday party

"jason what the hell are you doing dressed up as chuckie cheese." "I'm about to give these bastards a whole punchbowl's worth of cunt lemonade bitch."

by dontbitethedickthatfeedsyou January 26, 2010

lemon

A lemon is another word for a lesbian.

1. Amy your such a lemon!
2. Poppy and abbie are such lemons

by rachel mundey June 2, 2010

ghetto lemonade

When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.

"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."

by tommytaco April 4, 2003

don't be a lemon

Don't be silly

Ben: I don't think I'm gonna come to the pub tonight
Rit: Don't be a lemon

by rit & ben December 28, 2003

lemon

A term that discribes any type of new vehicles that needs constant repairs.

Man! I just bought this brand new car & it turns out to be a lemon!!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 23, 2009

lemon creamer

when a male has sex with a female partner in the anus and then procedes to ejaculate. he then keeps his penis inside her anal cavity until he becomes soft. then the male urinates while still inside the anal cavity of the woman. when the mixture is deficated out, it comes out yellowish-white, much like a lemon cream pie.

"dude, last night i did that girl in the ass!"

"did you give her a lemon creamer?"

"ALL DAY!!!!!!!"

by El Smockito March 30, 2009

Lemming sunday

A day of wich mass suicide is committed.

Will: So what was your last job?
Dave:I worked on suicide hotline. Only for a day, they called that day Lemming Sunday

by benkon April 8, 2009