gamer's legs

When you have been playing video games for too long and your legs feel numb and woozy when you try to walk.
I've been gaming too much today; I have gamer's legs.
by Dode222 May 14, 2016
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pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!
"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"
by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008
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Gimpy Leg

Somebody named Little Mo was born with a defective leg. He is more formally known as “Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg
“You’ve been smoochin’ with everybody, Al, Snuffy, Leo, Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.”
by Don Carlton January 03, 2021
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leg mullet

When you shaved your legs for a while and when you do, you miss a whole line down the back of your leg.
Man, did you see Justine’s leg mullet? She must be one hairy SOB.
by Naughty Naomi July 11, 2020
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Cornetto Legs

"Cornetto legs" describe an unfortunate female leg shape. They are very fat/wide at the hip/thigh and taper alarmingly to tiny ankles and feet. They are not 'cankles', but are without a dainty knee as such. If the lady in question is wearing fishnet stockings, then the image is complete.

FYI: Cornettos are a cheap yet delicious ice-cream sold in the UK. They are basically conical in shape, tapering to a point, which is filled with chocolate.
Cheryl Cole has it all. A gay boyfriend, a $3 million contract for some lame US TV show and hideous Cornetto legs.
by dawnsyndrome November 30, 2010
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leg-irons

Leg irons are chains locked to the ankles to prevent running while permitting walking. The hyphen in leg-irons is optional. Other names for leg irons are leg cuffs, shackles, ankle irons. "Leg cuff" is a new invention with its basis in "handcuff", though a more accurate analogy would call leg irons "footcuffs". "Shackle" is also a general term that applies to many U-shaped pieces of metal that have a pin or bolt across the opening.
Since the prisoner had run from policemen before, they restrained him in leg-irons as well as cuffing his hands behind his back.

Defendants may not appear in court in leg-irons where juries can see them unless the presiding judge finds it necessary.

In preparing a detainee for the humane restraint chair, the person will be in handcuffs and leg-irons when appropriate.
by Ted Shepherd January 22, 2012
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Stoner legs

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.
John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."
by MR321 February 07, 2012
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