victory lap

the action of sucking on a female’s breast

yo i just totally victory lapped that bitch!

by ChodeFart101 July 26, 2021

Victory Lap

To hickey a girls breast

Person 1: Yo you give the victory lap to that girl
Person 2: yea, left a huge mark

by JackRosa July 26, 2021

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”

by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024