Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

lapping in the lap of luxury

Cunnilingus. Eating a woman out. Licking pussy.

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.

by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020

lapping the boys

To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.

Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

lapping the boys

Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.

Lapping the boys is how I help my friend have an intense orgasm while he's fucking my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen

I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap

by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020

lapsing

Covertly typing on your phone on your lap under a table or desk during a meeting.

They were lapsing through the whole meeting.... how rude!

by lapsinator October 1, 2017