Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

Pretty Woman Kitchen

here in the kitchen, feeling pretty and i'll catch you on the flippity flop!

Person 1: Do you know Pretty Woman Kitchen?
Person 2: Yh the person who makes recipes vids and feels pretty

by AG2610 June 15, 2024

The Kitchen

No.

Hym "Not the kitchen. The brothel. Get in the brothel and you can have your child murder privileges back."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

get out of the kitchen

if you can't deal with the pressures and difficulties of a situation or task, you should leave others to deal with it rather than complaining.

He advised her to get out of the kitchen if the pressure became too much.

by Arminkshipper August 11, 2024

Soup kitchen

An orgy which occurs when several young inbreds engage in anal sex in a white Lexus

Awwwww shit dirty inbred and the boys had a soup kitchen in my Lexus

by William Anderson December 6, 2022

Soup kitchen

When a group of young inbreds participate in anal sex in a white Lexus

Aww fuck young inbreds and the boys had a soup kitchen in my Lexus

by William Anderson December 6, 2022