JONAS

The Disney Channel show that depicts a fake life of the uber-losers, The Jonas Brothers. Although semi-good looking, no amount of Disney "comedy" can save the trio from the obvious downfall that is about to occur anytime soon. The show is not funny, overdramatic, and really, really, REALLY lame.

Do not watch.

I can't believe Disney let me down like that. I will never watch JONAS again. Thanks for wasting 30 minutes of my life.

by GGMM June 16, 2009

Jonas paradox

When a great looking guy is so good looking that he can't get any girls.

"That guy is so hot that I'm too afraid to talk to him" - friend one
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two

by Robby12345689 November 20, 2013

JONAS

A crap new show on Disney Channel focused on just about only relationships and drama. Crazy teenage girls watch it just to see the gay Jonas Brothers.

All the shows on Disney Channel are horrible now, including JONAS.

by pianokid54 August 5, 2010

jonas

A unit to measure fail. Derived from the average amount of fail the Jonas Brothers and their fans radiate per second.

(Guy wipes out in the X-Games)

Judge: That fail ranked at about 22 jonases.

by B33R Train March 6, 2010

jonas

A Autistic Person usually wearing glasses and making hitler or ww2 jokes. Also knows a lot about history.

Person 1: Hey what happened in 1917 again ?
Person 2: IDK ask Jonas

by COG_BlackMamba June 18, 2018

Nick Jonas

1) A living God. Sex God, that is.
2) The most amazing, inspiring person you will ever hear of.
3) Not gay whatsoever, despite rumors that people believe.
4) Believed to have rekindled his flame with Miley Cyrus after preforming "Before the Storm" in Dallas, TX on their Summer 2009 tour, Jonas Brothers World Tour

Fan 1: Holy S*#( Nick Jonas is so hot.
Fan 2: The 'Rolling Stone' picture? Hotness on legs.

Fan 1: Did you hear about Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus?
Fan 2: Yeah. Niley's back.

by njjwantsme June 30, 2009

Jonas

Another word in Norway for "fappegutt"

Jonas er en liten fappegutt

by Anonym_ April 14, 2011