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Jon Bon Jovi

Jon Bon Jovi is possibly one of the most resilient and talented rock stars in the past century. His music is not only amazing, but has been going strong for decades. Since his breakout sing in the 1980's (with his band, Bon Jovi) he has continued to produce successful albums, both solo, and with his band.
Jon Bon Jovi, is also admired by many female fans for his beautiful hair, and entrancing smile. He has been married to his wife and highschool sweet-heart, Dorothea Hurley since 1989, and has four children (one girl, two boys).
by whoaaaaa July 20, 2006
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Jon'ne

a junkie whose only addiction is music; a posessed soul of street beats and ryhmes from all parts of the world.
When the Jon'ne comes around u betta be ready to give respect.
by Melecia March 12, 2007
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L'il Jon

an amazing amateur skier that has previously won the young guns open
l'il jon killlllllllz it
by curtizzz b April 15, 2006
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Jon

A man who everyone loves! He will always be there for you. Sometimes sensitive, but loves to make people laugh. Always will be better than a Dale
JON IS THE BEST
JON IS A LEGEND
by CoolGuyJonHere February 22, 2019
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Fat Jon

To Fat Jon something is to place something into your person orally, then, when you extricate the said object, you pick the item out of the feces and place it back in the mouth. Repeat.
Ugh! Bob loved that curly fry sooo much he Fat Jonned it!
by Gangsta March 6, 2005
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Lil jon

FUCK NIGGA WASSUP?

(dayum i know this a good song but lil jon , caalm doown haha)
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A Jon

A Jon is a secret creep who sooks alot and talks shit about EVERYONE! he will dob himself in to the police just because he's an actual shit cunt bruh
Guy 1: alright bruh you coming for a walk lad?

Guy2: aw naaaah man its way to hot and ill get chaffing

Guy 1: dude come on cunt you're being a Jon right now let's go don't be dog

Guy 2: taaaaaaaaaawwwww fiiiinnnnneeeeee only if I can chuck a piss first and btw do you have toilet Paper?

Guy 1: why u need toilet paper cunt

Guy 2: coz im taking a piss what you mean

Guy1: your a make why you need toilet paper for a piss cunt wtf

Guy2 : I need to dab after I finish pissing what you mean!!!? Grrrrr

Guy 1: what are you on about cunt dabbing your dick after a fuxking piss wtf!!

Guy2: aw fuck off im so so angry ffs cunt grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need weed and meth NOW!!!!!!!

GUY1: YOU'RE A FUXKED CUNT WTF JON!
by AnonymoustylerB December 30, 2019
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