joel

A clumsy, unclean fellow, small and childish, known for scratching himself in public. Joel is often a drunkard and cannot live without his ale.

omg joel, not here

by David Wench Varghese February 17, 2025

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Joel

Joel is a amazing guy in public but when at home he is a monster he abuses his girlfriend and his family and likes to torture his dog

i hate joel's

by okdenV2 January 9, 2019

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Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.

Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.

Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.

by Lex_Amercir.93 June 26, 2019

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joels diner

Leftover restaurant food reheated from the previous night. This diner, also makes mac n cheese and forgets to add the cheese, so you will receive just the mac. Also, if your food has to be grilled, your food will smell like burnt hair. (from the cooks eyebrows)

Joels diner is not a location i would recommend going to under any circumstances...UNLESS if you're going on a date with a psycho person and want to lose their interest real quick, then joels diner is the place for you. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog, or my liger.

by feastmeister February 23, 2017

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