Jaw Surgery

when you get battered cause you're queer you need jaw surgery !

"OMG what happened!"
"i got battered because im a little gay boy"
"LMAO you need jaw surgery"

inspired by Joshua's heartbreaking story. We will always have him in our thoughts cause he is half metal.

by Emzz August 29, 2025

jaw jiggity

The mouth, usually in reference to fellatio.

Ay, girl, lemme get some o'dat jaw jiggity.

by StarCaptain April 4, 2009

Jawed

Two words: future hubby. Jaweds are both emotionally intelligent and super sexy. Dynamic. The life of the party and a perfect coffee date. A loving, committed guy with a twist: sophisticated style and unwavering confidence. He will talk to you on the phone like it’s his job and will make your heart race. You could swim in the eyes of a Jawed for hours, and you probably will. So buckle up, there might be babies in your future.

Hurry, go get yourself a Jawed.

by JazzyJ48 December 7, 2017

cool jaw

a young guy who is absolutely smooth with it, has nice rizz, and hunts milfs

guy 1: "can you believe connor fucked tim's mom? shes a total milf"
guy 2: "yeah connor is totally cool jaw"

by cooljaw July 14, 2022

Jaw jockey

Some one how specializes in the act of vigorous oral sex. You could consider them a Master Palidin Mouthfucke.

Have you met Jessica? Shes are real Jaw Jockey, revs ya like a two-stroke.

by Brimbus May 9, 2021

clabber jaws

A loud ass mother fucker that you can hear from a mile away

Clabber jaws just walked in I can hear his ass from a mile away.

by Gispacho May 6, 2018

Jawed Up

When you face is so fucked up from taking on jaws in a fight

Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."

by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018