What you say to someone when they hiccup. Typically used for those random, really loud hiccups that sound painful instead of awkward eye contact and confusion.
Person A: *really loud and painful hiccup out of no where*
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"
by TasteTheMaple April 19, 2018

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

A phrase used when one wishes to express his seriousness over a topic with out passing the spiritual boundaries of God
by The creator of on bless March 18, 2022

Blessings is an extremely talented and wonderful woman that is loved by all. She is a natural caregivers with a big heart. Like a mother, she will be there to take care of you, nurture you and listen in your times of need.
She is very emotional but doesn’t always express her emotions, feeling she will be a burden to the people around her.
Blessings harbours a light and uniqueness in her that everyone but herself can see.
She is smarter, more beautiful and lovelier than she’ll ever know.
She is very emotional but doesn’t always express her emotions, feeling she will be a burden to the people around her.
Blessings harbours a light and uniqueness in her that everyone but herself can see.
She is smarter, more beautiful and lovelier than she’ll ever know.
by pseudopseudonympseudo November 23, 2021

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.
Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.
by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023

by the t3 February 28, 2025
