pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

by eemocham June 7, 2017

3 Sheets

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

Sheet Box

The box in the back of the closet filled with the stickiest articles of clothing you've stolen from your friends.

"Franco sniffed the sheets in the sheet box that his friend mitch had slept on recently."

by Sheet Box Guy November 29, 2022

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

Sharing Sheets

To have sex

I want to share my sheets with you

I hear they are sharing sheets

by Slice Of Za January 28, 2022