The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing
by eemocham June 7, 2017

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?
Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

The box in the back of the closet filled with the stickiest articles of clothing you've stolen from your friends.
by Sheet Box Guy November 29, 2022

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

To have sex
by Slice Of Za January 28, 2022
