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Dutch Oven Sex

When your pussy is so stanky that you have to keep the covers closed tight to prevent the smell from escaping.

You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎
Yesterday morning I had Dutch oven sex because my pussy was so stinky I couldn’t let it it out of the covers.
by Anonymouscougars August 2, 2020
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oven mitt

You stick your fist up someone's ass, pull it out and it's completely covered in shit.
"Oh damn, that's a stinky oven mitt, where did you get it?"

"Casey's ass."
by whowearsshortshorts March 30, 2010
mugGet the oven mittmug.

oven bottom

A muffin baked on the bottom of an oven or it can meen big horribe man slag
by lauren and katie494189 October 25, 2008
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Ralph oven

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while Ralph is brushing his teeth and getting ready for bed, then when he gets into bed, pull the covers over his head and yell "RALPH OVEN!" and let him enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
John nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special Ralphie!
by Ralphie March 24, 2005
mugGet the Ralph ovenmug.

pennsylvania dutch oven

The act of an Amish or Amish looking person (unkempt beard, suspenders, etc) sitting at church and passing gas silently.
I was getting into the parsons message until Malachi delivered an unforgivable Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.
by Slim McFatty February 5, 2010
mugGet the pennsylvania dutch ovenmug.

Get in my oven!

"Get in my oven"

a phrase used when warming your cold hands in your coat's warm pockets. Like putting food into a hot oven.

May also be used in a situation where one person is very cold and wants to hug someone for warmth, usually the torso area.
Person A: "Man. I am freezing"
Person B: "Get in my oven! *Hugs tightly against warm chest area"
by joshykeatz November 29, 2010
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