Mud Bridge

(N) A Mud Bridge is the next step up from a dirty sanchez.
A Mud Bridge is when you leave a shit log under a woman’s nose and you start drilling her box.
*Do work!

She was complaining our sex life was boring, so she asked me to spice up our bedroom life. I placed a Mud Bridge on her face and she loved it.

by CofNC May 3, 2022

mud hiccy

When throwing a shotput covered in mud and you press it into your neck, it leaves a mark on your neck like a hiccy made of mud.

emoticon: ;)*

me: how far did you throw it?
friend: 60.87 metres, you?
me: 63.56 metres
friend: pahahahahaha u got a mud hiccy

we're amazing at shot ;')

by blahblah284 October 26, 2012

mud diving

It's like muff diving, but in the back.

Sandy was on her period, so I went mud diving instead

by smile420 May 2, 2014

Mud dusted

Slang for passing gas as you walk in front of someone

you just got mud dusted!

by S.W.J February 22, 2018

Mud Saddle

When you try to pull an upper decker and miss then hit the seat causing a mud saddle

" I wanted to leave an upper decker for the guy who mud saddled me, but I missed and left a fresh mus saddle"

by mama lucien March 26, 2005

fuzzy mud

When a male/female takes a shit on your pubic hairs and then proceeds to having sex with you

Man, last night I got the Fuzzy Mud. It was a kindve gross, but she was totally into it.

by Pedro Baller May 9, 2018

Electrical Mud

The act of shitting in one's own hand and rubbing it in all of the cracks of your friend's power outlets causing him to Brown Out for weeks. Ever seen brown sparks? Exactly ;)

Jim, you got any more of that Electrical Mud? Roy is starting to piss me off and I really wanna give him a Brown Out this weekend.

by RDaly07 April 26, 2011