shit

a quite respectful reference to religion. shit = religion

i dont beleive this shit
if shit happens it is will of allah
jesus : cursed are those who believe in shit without evidence for they shall have their life fucked up

by GSG9 December 20, 2013

shit

it happens

shit happens

by johnny 'nny' C. April 11, 2009

shit

Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing:

Prefix 'the' = Great
Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something/denotes fear.
Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave
Suffic 'dude' = See above




"The shit"
"Oh Shit"
"Shit man!"

"The shit"
"Oh Shit"
"Oh Shit! That guy is gonna fucking kill me!"
"Shit man!"

by Marvin the Dork July 22, 2008

Shit

The pile of fecies that ejects from the anus into the toilet water that makes a splash and collects at the bottom of the toilet bowl also known as a Mike Fields.

(sound of toilet flushing) a man looks down at the toilet flushing and the fecies spinning to the departure, "oh see ya later mike fields have a good swim ya piece of shit"

by Pwhitty July 3, 2009

Shit

Poop or Crap

I Shit on my enemy.

by qawszxcdreftfgejcifnhdjwegFJW September 27, 2011

Shit

The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.

Fuck this shit.

by superbad1 April 3, 2009

[shit]

get one's shit together To get organized.
shits poop out of ass.
shit on To treat with malice.
shits Diarrhea.

"Man get that shit out of my face!"

by egdbvsrdbfd January 24, 2009