i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever

person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!

by bony taddeley November 21, 2024

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

I’m 20 in a half

well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

Say for instance you know how kids be like I’m 8 in half well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

by Smart guy22 November 23, 2022

I’m fine

1Mostly used as a reply to “How are you?” Or “U ok?”.

2Under specific and varying circumstances it is used when the person who says it is trying to be passive-aggresive. Due to it’s commonality, it is ridiculed by the internet for being a cliche way to respond after an argument.

1“How are you?”
“I’m fine!”

2”Are you okay? Do you need some time?”
“I’m fine.”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test July 19, 2022

i’m hot

i’m hot like rlly hot.

girl 1: what r u?
girl 2: i’m hot
girl 1: i wish i were u!

by urabitchlolzzz November 13, 2020

I’m so Brayden right now

It means you’re superrrr high

“Bro i’m so Brayden right now bro”

“Dude me too”

by starrloverr November 27, 2022

I’m cooked

When you are hitting the gym too hard and you realize that everyone and everything around you is praying on your downfall

Damn you see Fern over there? Yesterday he was telling me “I’m cooked”.

by Kanye THE south April 22, 2024