by Boogabear March 24, 2011
"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"
"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"
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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."
"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."
"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"
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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."
"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."
by stinky_hogtailer June 01, 2016
by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 16, 2023
Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.
When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.
When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.
When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."
Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."
Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."
Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
by Tanya Coffee May 23, 2013
by GuacTalk April 09, 2022
When you and your buddies get together and wanna bang some real fine ass sluts, you get the whole group together and go on a search for a few slam hogs or slam pigs.
Tyler and his friends went slamhogging after school one day and boy was that pussy worth it 😂
Slam hogging -to get a group of sluts together and have your friends run a train on them.
Slam hogging -to get a group of sluts together and have your friends run a train on them.
by Fuckboi17 May 08, 2016
By way of example: If there are eight slides of pizza for four people (each person getting two slices of pizza in a fair world), a food hog would be the person that ends up eating more than his or her fair share of food. In this case, this would be more than two slices of pizza, eaten with intent and greed, but as important, without the consent of others sharing in.
"Rick two an extra slice of pizza. Someone is going to end up with one less slice of pizza. Rick is such a food hog.
by Gator_Chicago November 26, 2017