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globalwarmanizing

1. a term used to mock global warming when something meteorologically happens that flies in the face of the global warming argument.
1. Dude, it's snowing in South Carolina for the first time in 30 years. There is obviously some globalwarmanizing going on.

2. I must say old chap, I am quite concerned about the globalwarmanizing that is taking place. They're snatchin' up our ice caps and melting that junk down.

3. Bobby: Hey Hoss-Diesel, did you know that 200 years ago, it was an average .23 degrees cooler than it is today??

Hoss-Diesel: Tool, Al Gore's done dropped some globalwarmanization on yo head!
by nicksjuzunk December 26, 2010
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global warming crisis

political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control

see also: fascist strategems

It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013
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globson

gluttonous jiggles that flow endlessly throughout the body like water.
As Manuel rode the bicycle his globson enfolded making the seat invisible. His globsons eat the bicycle seat as if hungry.
by tea-spoon March 7, 2008
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Globsnob Job

A very bad blowjob, in which the amateur girl does not know how to give a proper penis sucking. Excessive amounts of saliva or mucus may be coming out of the female partner's mouth in a Globsnob Job.
I'm never gonna have sex with her again, she gives Globsnob Jobs!
by balleroh June 27, 2017
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Globsyn

The best institute to give wings to your corporate career.
Globsyn is the best institute ever!
by Jerry O' November 24, 2021
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Globster

I got a pet lobster yesterday. He a real one so he’s a globster
by Gloopy51 May 30, 2022
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Globslacking

food that is very yummy or delicous.
Son: Mom this food is globslacking

Mom: thanks homey!
by Scrumpcious, yummy,yum,good December 13, 2023
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