Ginger Meadows

Ginger Meadows was a Jewish B-movie actress of the 1950s and the original Ginger Bombshell. Known initially for her curvaceous beauty, the “Boobs from Bangor" was an actress of limited range that had “casting couch" affairs to land prominent roles. She is best known for her battles with cake addiction.

At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.

In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.

Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.

In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.

In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.
Susie gave Stuart sixty minutes to do whatever he wanted with her. Without a thought Stuart requested an hour with her raunchy alter ego, Ginger Meadows. She reached for her pink leotard and safety glasses.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 27, 2023
Get the Ginger Meadows mug.

foolish ginger

A woman or man, who in their choosing decides to dye their pubic hairs red to replicate a ginger. Considered a sex fetish.
See that fire patch on that brunette? Damn, what a foolish ginger!
by FillyWonka December 22, 2020
Get the foolish ginger mug.

Ginger Farmer

An individual who only "Plows" red-heads.
Guy 1:Dude that redhead at the bar is a total grenade.
Guy2: That doesnt matter Tom will totally plow that.
Guy 1: Yuck bro no way.
Guy 2: Oh yeah He is a total ginger farmer
by NomNomD October 08, 2011
Get the Ginger Farmer mug.

Ginger Slimer

A dead inside ginger who is a souless ghost that likes to slime people.
Person 1: See Jack over there?
Person 2: Yes I do
Person 1: He's a ginger slimer
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He just is
by Ginger Kiddo February 11, 2021
Get the Ginger Slimer mug.

Pickled Ginger

An extremely inebriated ginger female that you easily bring home with you and peniley violate every orifice of her freckly, milky white body before serving her some eggs and calling her an Uber.
I had a little pickled ginger last night.

It takes about a 24 pack but after that Patty is pickled ginger and I’ll poke every hole.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Get the Pickled Ginger mug.

Undercover Ginger

One who does not show visible signs of being a ginger (ie red hair or freckles), but days of not shaving reveal red facial hair. This allows the individual the ability to hide ones gingerness from the world.
By simply shaving his red beard, Tom was able to hide his true ginger identity and go about his day as an undercover ginger.
by Rgogo September 14, 2012
Get the Undercover Ginger mug.

rusty ginger

When you get a redhead give you a rimjob
I got a rusty ginger for us.
by Sluttygrogan November 08, 2014
Get the rusty ginger mug.