No-gandalf

Raw anal penetration

"Malakie gave his girlfriend no-gandalf bumsex last night."

Definition: he gave her raw anal

by Mad_pegger1139 March 1, 2026

Half-Gander

The offspring of a parent born in Michigan (Michigander) and a parent born anywhere else.

"Adrienne and Nate had a boy named Charlie. Nate's an Oregonian, and Adrienne is a Michigander. That makes Charlie an Oregander."

"No, no Charlie isn't a cooking spice, he's a Half-Gander."

by PixelDust4 October 1, 2025

The Gand

Dressing up and sounding like Hagrid, you then find the nearest female and chase shouting “Your a Wizard Harry”. Until you catch them and kidnap them, after doing this you then go to the toilet on said persons chest. You both then laugh whilst eating the human excrement, which is seasoned with salt

Wow you really did “The Gand” on her?

by Formula V December 20, 2025

Big dick Gandalf

A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)

Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf

by Female jacculant sex bot October 12, 2020

Pulling A Gandhi

A person who steps in between two feuding people for the sole reason of making themselves look like a peacemaker and receiving kudos for their self-righteous effort. By relativizing the claims of each person in the dispute, and standing open armed with a pseudo-serene expression on their face, they naff off everyone in the room, but still think they are the second coming of Gandhi.

It was all sorting itself out until Steve started pulling a Gandhi, and then all hell broke loose.

by IAIN_D October 15, 2020

Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'

"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"

by BigDawgJ September 4, 2021

Pulled off a Gandham

To leave someone high and dry and chicken away from a potential relationship

They were both sloshed after the party and were cuddling in his bed, when he had a sudden awakening and pulled off a Gandham on her.

by ModernGrandpa December 9, 2023