Fred

He has the award of "most likely to steal your girlfriend Ava". It's true. He is also your personal therapist when needed. He also is a great comedian and prankster. if you want to date him, be warned. He might prank you when you least expect it.

person 1: did you hear about Fred? He stole my girlfriend!
Person 2: what was the girl's name?
Person 1: ..Ava....

by Orchid Malfoy May 3, 2021

Forceful Fred

When your girl doesn't really want to and you initiat physical play that eventually turns into insertion.

My girl wasn't really trying to last night, but I got her to fight a lil and it all worked out. Lil forceful fred.

by RojoLoco January 23, 2009

Fred

my sci skeleton that we started a cult for

The Fred cult will never falter.

by TheRealFishyFries January 12, 2023

fred

a large 3d mole on a little boy with a mustache and big ears neck named billy

bruh fred makes me nauseous

by Griffffyyriffyy June 11, 2021

Fred

Alfredo without cheese

Why would you eat fred, are you vegan?

by Sauron the evil September 23, 2023

Dry Fred

The act of giving a male a hand job with no lubricant.

Hey man, did you hear Nicole gave John a dry fred last night?

by Vansandaskimask January 14, 2020

Fred

The name of one of the twins in the Weasley family from Harry Potter. Fred is part of the comedic duo between him and his brother George Weasley. Fred was sadly killed in The Battle of Hogwarts in the seventh book/movie

" It was quite sad when Fred died"
"Yeah Fred and his brother were so funny together"

by Hufflepuff potato June 27, 2019