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F'knoof: (see also: Cambridge F'knoof) n. a multipurpose eating utensil that combines the function of a traditional fork, knife and spoon into one untensil.
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The F'knoof was invented in October of 2006 by a group of American exchange students visiting the U.K. Frustrated with contemporary eating utensils and eager to revolutionize the modern culinary world, they assembled and marketed the first F'knoof (a combination of the words "fork" "knife" and "spoon") and by 2007 F'knoofs could be found in households and restaurants around the world. It's original name "Cambridge F'knoof" was initially used for marketing purposes, but the place title was soon dropped after IKEA contracted rights to the patent.
Did you know?
The F'knoof was invented in October of 2006 by a group of American exchange students visiting the U.K. Frustrated with contemporary eating utensils and eager to revolutionize the modern culinary world, they assembled and marketed the first F'knoof (a combination of the words "fork" "knife" and "spoon") and by 2007 F'knoofs could be found in households and restaurants around the world. It's original name "Cambridge F'knoof" was initially used for marketing purposes, but the place title was soon dropped after IKEA contracted rights to the patent.
by Kristyn Sanders, Amy Crocker, Emily Sacks, Lauren Eash October 22, 2006
Get the F'knoof mug.Fuck You Vehicles are SUVs usually driven by unconscious soccer moms. Has more to do with the driver of the SUV then the SUV itself, except for the MPG. The vehicle can hold 5,6,7 or more children but only has only one child in it at any given time. You can see them parked in front of Wal-Mart or any other retail store taking up not 1, not 2, maybe more then 3 parking spots. The driver usually has a Starbucks coffee in one hand and the cell phone held up to their ear with the other hand and you guessed it all over the road. It usually has four wheel drive but has never actually been put into four wheel drive in its life. Basically the driver believes that they own the road because their vehicle is bigger then everyone else’s.
Crap did you see that chick in the F.U.V. on the way to work? She almost took out 2 motorcycles while talking on the phone.
How many miles to the gal do you think that F.U.V. gets?
How many miles to the gal do you think that F.U.V. gets?
by BDfPOOR October 2, 2009
Get the F.U.V. mug.On newer computers with Windows 2000 and XP, there is a keyboard shortcut "Windows + F". This shortcut will bring up a search window when pressed once. When held, however, multiple (into the hundreds and even thousands) of search windows will appear. The time held directly correlates with the number of search windows to appear. When held long enough, the computer may crash and may even need a restart. This is something done in many schools to screw around and pull a prank on a fellow, and later on, pissed off, classmate. It also adds an extra shock when one turns off the monitor making an unsuspecting victim.
Teachers are always stumped when they see this dilemma, and usually suggest restarting, thinking the computer just freaking out.
Uneducated users also don't know "Ctrl + W" and "Alt + F4" can be held to very quickly get rid of this problem. However, these shortcuts will not solve the problem if it is held long enough to crash.
Teachers are always stumped when they see this dilemma, and usually suggest restarting, thinking the computer just freaking out.
Uneducated users also don't know "Ctrl + W" and "Alt + F4" can be held to very quickly get rid of this problem. However, these shortcuts will not solve the problem if it is held long enough to crash.
Teacher: Why don't you come up to the board and show us this model.
Student 1: *Walks up to board*
Student 2: (Whilst student 1 is at board) *Presses and holds "Windows + F" for an extended period of time, then turns off monitor*
Student 1: *Walks back and turns on monitor, seeing the hundreds of search windows* "Son of a biiiitch, I got Windows F'ed in the A"
Student 1: *Walks up to board*
Student 2: (Whilst student 1 is at board) *Presses and holds "Windows + F" for an extended period of time, then turns off monitor*
Student 1: *Walks back and turns on monitor, seeing the hundreds of search windows* "Son of a biiiitch, I got Windows F'ed in the A"
by Peacesack April 1, 2007
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t's not about winning, it's about fun
What's that?
Fun is when you, fun is, it's like, it's kind of
Sort of like a, what is fun? I
Let me spell it for you
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you
Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this
F is for friends who do stuff to
Never, that's completely idiotic
Here, let me help you
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
Try it
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
Wait, I don't understand this
I feel all tingly inside, should we stop?
No, that's how you're suppose to feel
Well, I like it, let's do it again
Okay
F is for frolicking through all the flowers
U is for Ukulele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking
Here with my best buddy
What's that?
Fun is when you, fun is, it's like, it's kind of
Sort of like a, what is fun? I
Let me spell it for you
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you
Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this
F is for friends who do stuff to
Never, that's completely idiotic
Here, let me help you
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
Try it
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
Wait, I don't understand this
I feel all tingly inside, should we stop?
No, that's how you're suppose to feel
Well, I like it, let's do it again
Okay
F is for frolicking through all the flowers
U is for Ukulele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking
Here with my best buddy
by AAtticus October 8, 2018
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