The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.
"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."
by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009
Get the The Edward Jonnymug. A fictional character in Stephanie Meyer's series. Many fangirls refer to him as "the love of my life", seeing him as a perfect and beautiful man.
In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
by wigglennibble October 12, 2010
Get the Edward Cullenmug. Edward Cullen is a *dazzling* fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series who's every Twilighter's dream.
Strong, brave, fast, gorgeous and sparkly, this bronze haired, topaz colored eye vampire enjoys collecting cars and playing the piano.
SYNONYM: Perfection
Strong, brave, fast, gorgeous and sparkly, this bronze haired, topaz colored eye vampire enjoys collecting cars and playing the piano.
SYNONYM: Perfection
Edward Cullen: I may not be human, but I'm still a man
Edward Cullen: You should tell Charlie, though.
Bella: Why in the world would I do that?
Edward Cullen: To give me some small incentive to bring you back
Bella: Edward I honestly can't dance!
Edward Cullen: Don't worry silly. I can.
Edward Cullen: You should tell Charlie, though.
Bella: Why in the world would I do that?
Edward Cullen: To give me some small incentive to bring you back
Bella: Edward I honestly can't dance!
Edward Cullen: Don't worry silly. I can.
by AlenaRachelle January 2, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug. A film that would've been excellent if Edward wasn't such a pussy. He gots scissors for hands for fucks sake, he should realise what the real purpose of them is for and use them to kill people
by The Masked Musketeer September 30, 2004
Get the Edward Scissorhandsmug. by mr. buggaloo October 2, 2004
Get the Edward Scissorhandsmug. From the Twilight series, when you say someone is an Edward Cullen , the person is:
Dazzling
Handsome
Sweet,
Can't control himself
and maybe a vampire ;)
Dazzling
Handsome
Sweet,
Can't control himself
and maybe a vampire ;)
by *~ Amaya Yami~* January 8, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug. Hot vampire from Stephenie Meyer's twilight series.
Most beautiful thing on this earth.
Self, sacrificing man on earth!
Arielle's husband!
Most beautiful thing on this earth.
Self, sacrificing man on earth!
Arielle's husband!
biter: i love edward cullen.
arielle: oh you mean my husband?
biter: oh yeah, but, i like to copy you!
arielle: oh you mean my husband?
biter: oh yeah, but, i like to copy you!
by allie. September 9, 2007
Get the Edward Cullenmug.