Kibble-Digger

The animal version of a gold digger, usually a cat, that only shows affection towards it's human master(s) when it wants food.

"Your bitch of a cat just scratched the shit out of me when I tried to pet her! Just 5 minutes ago it jumped on my lap and was acting like I was made out of catnip! I fed her, and now she acts like I'm the dog that raped her kittens!"

"Yeah, sorry. She's a total kibble-digger. Got what she wanted and moved on."

by xcelsior! November 30, 2011

car digger

A freshman girl/girl who can't drive who dates a guy just to have somebody to drive her around.

Guy #1: Dude, she really likes me.
Guy #2: No man, she just likes your car. She's a car digger.

by bigbadblackhoe March 11, 2013

ass dragger

A lazy person who thinks they're going to get ahead by doing the least amount of work possible. What these people don't know is that they end up at the back of the pack. Typically traits include complaining, whining, blaming, finger pointing, being unorganized, low motivation, dog fucking. Overall they have poor contribution to the world and themselves.

Cure = stepping up.

Antonyms: Firebreather, Champion, Badass

Note: They may just have anal sac problems.

This ass dragger keeps pissing me off! They complain about too much work yet they don't get anything done! I wonder if they believe you get more then this one life?

by LeaflessRob March 12, 2016

Diaper Digger.

Someone who has a baby with someone just to get all the benefits of a place to live, marriage benefits ect. But cares for no one but themselves. A domestic GoldDigger

"Chelsea just got married and had a baby out of nowhere! Wasn't she living with her parents?"

"She doesn't even like that guy. Man, what a diaper digger."

by LittleMissUnderstanding April 12, 2016

Mattress Dragger

A person who falsely accuses someone of rape after being rejected romantically for the purposes of fame and/or revenge

Don't hang out alone with Emma, she's a real mattress dragger.

by IndescribablyLogical July 19, 2016

vagina digger

An insult to be taken figuratively or literally that implies someone is digging in one's vagina.

What are you looking for, you vagina digger!?

by Obey_Heda December 5, 2016

Mud Digger

A person who plays with a butthole.

Person A: “Do you ever hang out with Brandon anymore?”
Person B: “No, not since he tried to finger my butthole, damn Mud Digger.”

by nottheoneyourelookingfor February 1, 2019