drunk jealous

When everyone around you is way drunker and having an awesome time but you're not drunk enough

All my friends were laughing at random things but I didn't get it because I didn't drink as much. I got drunk jealous.

by Tarpon September 14, 2015

melatonin drunkness

where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy

well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.

by 56independent May 13, 2021

Mentally drunk

when you get so tired you sometimes cant think strait and you start being silly for no reason

someone: man your getting really mentally drunk!
someone2: i know, i think imma do something and put something on urban dictionary.

by MYsterious zanacara July 31, 2018

drunk-a-port

To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.

Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.

by dday1313 April 24, 2014

Funny Drunk

Not being able to walk straight due to extreme laughter.

Fred: "Aw man, I watched Harold and Kumar last night"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"

by GokuXiao August 22, 2011

Drunk Cute

How to describe someone who has the potential to be attractive, but only after a drink or two...or five

Steve: "Hey man; what do you think of that girl in the next row?"
Bill: "I don't know...I guess she's drunk cute."
Steve: "Yeah. I could see me trying to pick her up after a couple."
Bill: "Word; after a few Jack Daniels I'd definetly try to get her home."

by TriHollywood November 8, 2012

bipolar drunk

When a person is a very happy person, under normal circumstances, but as soon as he/she is intoxicated, flips the switch and becomes the most angry person alive. He or she may flip bar stools and tables, spill drinks, break glasses, tell you that you're a horrible person and walk out flipping off the entire bar. Next day, they tell you that you're the best person alive.

Nick is such a great guy, his only issue is he's a bipolar drunk.

by OmniVL June 16, 2015