Fred: "Aw man, I watched Harold and Kumar last night"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"
by GokuXiao August 19, 2011
The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
by pinkibis1 January 06, 2012
To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.
by dday1313 March 18, 2014
The act of getting so ridiculously drunk that your friends will recount your antics for longer than you are comfortable with.
Dude, you were so belligerently drunk last night you were throwing cannolis at the dinner party.
I got so Cannoli Drunk at the concert that I thought the hot dogs afterwards were delightful.
I had enough beers to be so Cannoli Drunk that I passed out on a picnic table at the local hillbilly raceway.
I got so Cannoli Drunk at the concert that I thought the hot dogs afterwards were delightful.
I had enough beers to be so Cannoli Drunk that I passed out on a picnic table at the local hillbilly raceway.
by Beerisgood May 07, 2015
The stumbling, disoriented feeling that overcomes a person attempting to negotiate the crowded exits of a darkened movie theatre.
Larry acted like a Movie Drunk as he clumsily held on to the railings while trying to exit the pitch-black theatre.
by KEKO_JONES September 05, 2011
drunk like behavior displayed by non-drunk people who are so overjoyed about whatever it is they temporarily can't control themselves, and therefore can't behave according to socially prescribed norms.
the only time people are probably allowed to be joy drunk is either right after the birth of their child or when the heir to a royal family is born.
by Sexydimma May 02, 2015
by Chasert22 January 18, 2018