A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.
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Get the Twinkle Douche mug.The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.
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Get the Twitter Douche mug."Dude, I know Kevin is cheating on Lynn; I see him with Michelle ALL the time."
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by Fudgey the Whale August 1, 2009
Get the Scooby Douche mug.The teenager (Or Adult, i guess..) Who has myspace revolved around their entire life. They post..like.. i swear to god.. at least 10-15 bulletins a day. Their profile takes sooooo fucking long to load because their profile has numerous amounts of videos, photos, applications, and all that other stupid shit that no one cares about that only takes longer to load. They will write in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME AS IF THEY'RE ANGRY! OR THEY LIKE TO SPEAK LOUD LIKE BILLY MAYS. They will post pictures that are copyrighted material of their interest, Usually, more then 50 of these photos are uploaded into a separate folder.
They will post their entire daily life in either a bulletin or status board. Speaking of status board, they update their status MANY times during the day.
An act of compulsive lying is often found in bulletins.
Ex: "Im gonna go to skate park and then hit the waves"
They will post something like that everyday, funny thing is, they will live at least 100 miles away from the beach. So you know they're full of shit.
As for the status board situation, one Myspace Douche and another Myspace Douche will comment back and forth for a long amount of time talking about whatever in a STATUS board. Hello?? They're called private messages. USE ONE! This also applies to comments and bulletins.
The vast majority of these people are the one's who are usually shy, anti-social, or people that just are, well, douche bags in general.
Not to mention if you post a bulletin about an opinion, or comment their best friends status board, they'll get pissed off as if the whole world devotes to him. They're really stubborn, close-minded people. Or can be at least..
As myspace makes constant changes, the "Friends you know" section is also an easy-access stalker point. Why? The Myspace Douche will see the people who they have in the "Mutual" section, and will not understand why you haven't met the person, or heard of them, or ever had them on your friends list.
Their's alot more to say, but that sum's it up.
They will post their entire daily life in either a bulletin or status board. Speaking of status board, they update their status MANY times during the day.
An act of compulsive lying is often found in bulletins.
Ex: "Im gonna go to skate park and then hit the waves"
They will post something like that everyday, funny thing is, they will live at least 100 miles away from the beach. So you know they're full of shit.
As for the status board situation, one Myspace Douche and another Myspace Douche will comment back and forth for a long amount of time talking about whatever in a STATUS board. Hello?? They're called private messages. USE ONE! This also applies to comments and bulletins.
The vast majority of these people are the one's who are usually shy, anti-social, or people that just are, well, douche bags in general.
Not to mention if you post a bulletin about an opinion, or comment their best friends status board, they'll get pissed off as if the whole world devotes to him. They're really stubborn, close-minded people. Or can be at least..
As myspace makes constant changes, the "Friends you know" section is also an easy-access stalker point. Why? The Myspace Douche will see the people who they have in the "Mutual" section, and will not understand why you haven't met the person, or heard of them, or ever had them on your friends list.
Their's alot more to say, but that sum's it up.
by 53468486 September 3, 2009
Get the Myspace Douche mug.When a guy thinks that he is cool either at a club or concert and during a rock show he starts dancing like an ass-hole, or i.e a douce. Usually done when the douch trys look like a mosher, but only hits weaker people on purpose or just dances like a mix between a mosher and a dance pit fag.
Man i cant believe that fag was tring to mosh next to us, all he did was just purposely tackle into us or just dance like a queer. I was going to tell him to go back to his gay dance pit but he looked too much like he was doing a douch dance rather than moshing or dancing.
by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS September 7, 2009
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