by Doggovize December 14, 2020
Get the December 23mug. For those who fail no but November thou have a chance of redeeming thou self
in December but thou can’t participate in destroy dick December because u failed no but November if u pass redemption December then thou are not a complete failure but if someone participates who has passed no nut November thou can do anything and care will be irrelevant cause you can basically fly to thou job or the mall or school the only rules are
1.don’t beat thou meat
2.don't have sex
3.thou can watch porn but can’t jack it to it
4.your aloud wet dreams
in December but thou can’t participate in destroy dick December because u failed no but November if u pass redemption December then thou are not a complete failure but if someone participates who has passed no nut November thou can do anything and care will be irrelevant cause you can basically fly to thou job or the mall or school the only rules are
1.don’t beat thou meat
2.don't have sex
3.thou can watch porn but can’t jack it to it
4.your aloud wet dreams
Person1:Wow I cant believe you failed no nut November
Person2:Well I’m participating in redemption December bitch
Person2:Well I’m participating in redemption December bitch
by Redemption December king 42069 November 17, 2019
Get the Redemption Decembermug. Denial December is a monthly challenge in the spirit of Simptember, Locktober, and No Nut November. During the month of December, each day you must edge to the brink of orgasm in the amount of days that have passed in December (15 orgasms on December 15, 16 on Dec. 16, etc.). If you cum during the month, you fail the challenge. YOU MUST DENY YOURSELF ORGASM FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH TO SUCCEED. Good luck, have fun.
Soomin: Dude, how's your Denial December going?
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
by Mike Oxxx November 30, 2020
Get the Denial Decembermug. the best people are born this day, if you know someone who is born the december 21, you should love because they deserve it.
Matt: So you're born the december 21 ?
Thimothy: Yes, why?
Matt: Nothing man, I just wanted you to know that you're amazing, man.
Thimothy: Yes, why?
Matt: Nothing man, I just wanted you to know that you're amazing, man.
by pouetfavro October 16, 2019
Get the december 21mug. National throw a shoe at your friend day!
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
by Junkostan December 5, 2020
Get the December 5mug. The day that the best bitches were born.
They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
Person 1: Bro you know what today is?!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
by WeirdChic<3 November 17, 2019
Get the December 22ndmug. On 4th December, Girls are going to ask out their crush instead of their crush asking them out. This can be celebrated anywhere in the world but mostly in the UK. Good luck girls! Also you can’t be rejected-it’s against the rules of 4th of December!
Girl: Will u go out with me?
Boy: Ew no!
Girl: u can’t reject me it’s 4 December.
Boy: Oh shit I forgot
Boy: Ew no!
Girl: u can’t reject me it’s 4 December.
Boy: Oh shit I forgot
by •Nutella• December 3, 2020
Get the 4 Decembermug.