Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

Heavy Deal

Something that has become too complicated, difficult or uncomfortable to be worth it or, where because of the above mentioned, has ceased to be enjoyable or worthwhile.

I used to study really hard for my exams, but last week I had a nervous breakdown, so for me the whole thing has become just too much of a heavy deal.

I used to go to a salsa class, but the relationships there made it difficult, so I stopped going, it just became a heavy deal.

by saddlehome October 6, 2012

duck deal

n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.

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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!

Sounds like a duck deal.

Exactly. You in?

by Lobsterbeybuoy August 31, 2013

Undorsement deal

When a lifestyle brand offers a celebrity money not to be associated with their brand or products.

The fashion world was abuzz today with news of a potential undorsement deal between lifestyle brand, Abercrombie & Fitch and Jersey Shore's 'The Situation.' Apparently Abercrombie & Fitch has offered 'The Situation' a "considerable" amount of money not to wear their clothes.

by Manna81 August 22, 2011

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011

Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face

by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023