Man 1: "Why's he look embarrassed?"
Man 2: "Someone pointed out he's a somehow little daisy for a man his age."
Man 2: "Someone pointed out he's a somehow little daisy for a man his age."
by SolarLumen January 14, 2025
A 13 year old whore who will have no GCSE's and live off bare benefits for the rest of her life. Shes had more dick than lucie king herself
by Dickmedown December 09, 2016
by AllHailDale February 15, 2022
by YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY NAME! April 09, 2021
Ever just have a moment to yourself and think, Oh how I’d love to be a starfish strapped to a TV camera? Me too. Upsy Daisy Downsy Wownsy is the way to go when you’re ever in trouble or just feeling a bit funky in the trunky.
“UPSY DAISY DOWNSY WOWNSY” shouted Patricia as she jumped over the log. “I’m feeling a bit Funky in the trunky”
by Bakerreincarnated May 12, 2021
After you blow your load inside your chick you stay inside her and carry her to the toilet then pull out and let it plop in the toilet.
by alaNI February 07, 2016
When you are looking for something, AND, are most CERTAIN where to locate it, BUT it is CERTAINLY not there to be found.
by JJ. Styles November 24, 2022