Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 3, 2023

Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020

Crystal pickle

When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.

My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023

Crystal Meth

Walter white and Jesse Pinkman's piece of art

Walter white: Do you want to make crystal meth with me
Jesse pinkman: Yes

by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025

Crystal

Beautiful, smart, funny, caring, has huge heart and boobs.. luvs to make other happy.. will always be there for her family and friends.. luvs to party!.. very honest.. open minded.. very sexual..slightly mental ..

Meet this girl named Crystal. Had an amazing time!

by Crazycrystal5 May 19, 2023

crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023

Peach Crystals

Oh, you know what they are.

Dang, Sickly, those are some PEACH CRYSTALS!

by Sneaky Effer August 11, 2025