crusty smurf

a fat bitch who eats a lot of food and builds crust around their mouth

Stop eating the pizza like that you crusty smurf!

by Hot Egyptian December 14, 2010

Crusty Dusty

A cum sock that has been left for a while. good snack for hoes your roomie brings home.

Jack brought back a stripper and took her to my room. gave him a crusty dusty for breakfast.

by Efilon April 9, 2019

Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012

crusty cluster

the act of picking of an old bloody booger and inserting into your shaft while having a boner and then jizzing multiple times and the booger blocks the jizz in the shaft as you wait for 3 days and then get a boner and have anal sex and then as your a about to jizz remove the bloody old booger proceed to jizz with dried up semen

me and my family are making a project of making a crusty cluster

by eminem21 December 30, 2009

Crusty Bitch

when your bitch (human/animal) is so hella crusty you call them a crasty bitch

like this hey margret get over here you CRUSTY BITCH and put on some lotion

by Musty Carrot November 4, 2020

Crusty tromcone

A long pointy cone dome, which is dipped into crusty old green and orange shit. Also known as the skid mark of buddah.

Derek J was proud of his signiture crusty tromcone. He loves to have rory lick it off slowly, while bagging up yayo like a mad scientist.

by Bruce Maki April 16, 2007

Crusty mustard

When a person has diarrhea and fails to wipe thoroughly leaving a yellowish brown crust on their ass

I was fucking this one girl in the ass and notices she had some crusty mustard leftover

by Imfluffy September 11, 2016