crusty dusty

"do you wanna grab some snacks from the pantry?"
"sure, what about a crusty dusty?"
by gay-rat October 18, 2022
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Crusty Brownie

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.
Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!
by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009
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crusty earplugs

When you cum in your girls ears and it drys
Last night I gave my girl crusty earplugs
by Killingmyself69 December 21, 2016
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Crusty mustard

When a person has diarrhea and fails to wipe thoroughly leaving a yellowish brown crust on their ass
I was fucking this one girl in the ass and notices she had some crusty mustard leftover
by Imfluffy February 17, 2016
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Crusty Bitch

when your bitch (human/animal) is so hella crusty you call them a crasty bitch
like this hey margret get over here you CRUSTY BITCH and put on some lotion
by Musty Carrot November 04, 2020
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Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.
"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"
by Mr. Nips February 02, 2012
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Crusty tromcone

A long pointy cone dome, which is dipped into crusty old green and orange shit. Also known as the skid mark of buddah.
Derek J was proud of his signiture crusty tromcone. He loves to have rory lick it off slowly, while bagging up yayo like a mad scientist.
by Bruce Maki April 11, 2007
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