Crusty Brownie

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.

Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!

by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009

crusty dusty

a cracker

"do you wanna grab some snacks from the pantry?"
"sure, what about a crusty dusty?"

by gay-rat October 17, 2022

crusty bobber

A old dildo that you reuse

I need to find my crusty bobber now!!!

by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014

crusty clegbit

Piece of dried up shit caught up in arsehair. Popularised by welsh mountain sheep and brought into mainstream usage by perverted farmers.

"Bollocks, forgot m'fookin wellies. Ahhhh I know I'll hold on to the crusty clegbit"

by Edward D June 13, 2007

crusty smurf

a fat bitch who eats a lot of food and builds crust around their mouth

Stop eating the pizza like that you crusty smurf!

by Hot Egyptian December 14, 2010

Crusty Bitch

when your bitch (human/animal) is so hella crusty you call them a crasty bitch

like this hey margret get over here you CRUSTY BITCH and put on some lotion

by Musty Carrot November 4, 2020

crusty cluster

the act of picking of an old bloody booger and inserting into your shaft while having a boner and then jizzing multiple times and the booger blocks the jizz in the shaft as you wait for 3 days and then get a boner and have anal sex and then as your a about to jizz remove the bloody old booger proceed to jizz with dried up semen

me and my family are making a project of making a crusty cluster

by eminem21 December 30, 2009