Corporate Damage

Someone who's been working in corporate for along time brings over engineered ways of thinking to startups.

Jim: "Let's hit the market tomorrow and validate it!"; Jeff "But what about the QA Testing, Validation surveys, Focus groups, Consultancy Input, 50+ analysis document?", Jim: "You are so corporate damaged."

by MyBeach April 6, 2021

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Corporate Justice

It is the antithesis, perhaps the natural enemy, of corporate greed.

The guy who assassinated the CEO of United Healthcare served some Corporate Justice.

by Salem Haven December 9, 2024

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Lobotomy Corporation

unemployed final boss made by project moon
you will play it and you cant stop playing it
digital fentanyl

ayin : what day are you on in Lobotomy Corporation?
angela : fuck you

by 𓂺 January 5, 2025

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Corporate

Synonym of Penis or cock. Used when referencing sexual encounters where someone get's fucked hard.

Corporate really gave it to me last night. Corporate's really coming down on me. Corporate's really been riding me lately. Corporate is always bending me over. Corporate is really screwing me over. Corporate has been all up my as Corporate really knows how to give it to me. Corporate fucked me over. Corporate screwed me again.

by RJ and Scooter January 12, 2025

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skibidi corporate

Noun: meaningless corporate drivel

Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background

"I was on that sales call all afternoon, 2 hours of skibidi corporate, my brain is rotted."

"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."

by TheStinson January 14, 2025

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