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Corporate Cowboy

In this context, the term “cowboy” has been given a negative connotation. In this sense, "cowboy" refers to those people who shoot around with empty word shells (hollow words or also buzzwords), especially in meetings with word salvos, in order to generate an impression among team members and supervisors to look as competent and intelligent as possible by using a lot of “intelligent or technical” words. This is also referred to as “bullshit-bingo” and causes a lot of hot air and dust but with a “peng-peng-wow-effect”, meaning, firstly, people are highly impressed and intimidated. But over time, team members and supervisors understand that it is just hot air and are in fact annoyed by the cowboy’s apperiance and “wana-be, joke cracking” leadership behaviour.
Their behavior is driven purely by opportunistic and egoistic nature and solely serves to present themselves strategically best in the company or in the team. Supervisors are slimed by the application of cowboyism, whereby people on the same level are run over by renewed word salvos and “peng-peng” gestures, knocked off and/or made mouth-dead.
The basic prerequisite for corporate cowboys is the lack of leadership qualities and incompetence of superiors or the deliberate promotion by other cowboys, who in turn satisfy each other's egoistic spirit in their own cowboy group to the point of neurological orgasm with their fictitious intelligence and pomposity. One calls it also "man round".
This dude is such a bullshit-bingo guy . He is a corporate cowboy......
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Did you listen to Steve? He was just ..peng peng peng peng peng peng...all the time.
by Azem14 November 22, 2021
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Corporate Baddie

An individual employee at a Fortune 500 company that exceeds the bar within their respective role all while being the baddest bitch in AND outside the office 💅🏾
Dashawn works for a big tech company and is always on his grind. Accolades on accolades left to right! I see him on IG traveling, shaking ass. Ugh such a Corporate Baddie!
by NYC Truth July 28, 2023
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Corporate Sunset

A sunset as viewed out of the windows of an office building before an inevitable late night, but seen through the reflection of the windows of the identical office building across the parking lot from your own.
"Somehow, seeing the corporate sunset tonight isn't making the four extra hours of work ahead of me worth it."
by fishy-fishy December 12, 2019
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Scarecrow Corporation

A company with a locked-in group of manager(s) who are so terrible to work with that they drive all professional talent away, and new applicants drop off.
"Cloud Imperium Games is a scarecrow corporation."
by iaminhellhelpme June 26, 2024
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skibidi corporate

Noun: meaningless corporate drivel

Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background
"I was on that sales call all afternoon, 2 hours of skibidi corporate, my brain is rotted."

"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."
by TheStinson January 14, 2025
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Corporate meh

Corporate meh is the aesthetic of large corporations sanitizing everything, dumbing everything down, and making it unobjectionable to the widest possible audience, just to increase sales another 0.001 percent. The official color of Corporate meh is beige.
Hot Topic used to be alternative, now it is all Corporate meh!
by ArmyOfCats September 8, 2025
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corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason
Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night
by duemoturion June 10, 2017
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