ghetto cereal

Store brand cereal, with a name attempting to sound like the name brand product.

Frosted Flakes and Flakes are not the same, you bought us that ghetto cereal again!

by Rhodan April 7, 2011

anal cerebral hypoxia

When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass

I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.

by bamaroadhog June 12, 2015

bowel of cereal

This is the gross mid-day dump following a high in fiber breakfast cereal or granola.

RandALL was in the bathroom for 20 minutes eliminating his bowel of cereal. I almost vomited from the stench. He did not wipe.

by B*Long (that's my rap name) October 28, 2010

Turf-cutting Ceremony

The act of ceremoniously trimming/shaving one's pubic region in anticipation of the loss of virginity or the conclusion of a dry spell.

(Ben walks into bathroom)

Ben: What are you doing? And what's with all the candles?

Jerry: It's my third date with Lisa, I'm having a turf-cutting ceremony.

by gnomechamsky February 27, 2011

shit in your cereal

When everyone is attempting to ruin your day before breakfast.

Why the long face this morning? Who shit in your cereal?

by Dillan Dilldrup August 1, 2017

america's cereal bowl

A metaphor for California, because it's full of fruits, nuts, and flakes. (People not crop)

Person 1:How was your trip to California?
Person 2:Now I see why they call it America's cereal bowl.

by College dullard April 24, 2018

is konnor a cereal killer

yes he is he kills all the cereal around even capn crunch

hey you is konnor a cereal killer

by nomoresayingcusswordssss January 24, 2021