Cancer Patient

A person who is toxic, cancerous and an ass. Not to be confused with actual cancer victims

Your a fucking cancer patient

by Autistic dude November 8, 2019

cancer freckle

an abnormally large mole that is unpleasant in appearance, often having hair growing out of them

"Dude, did you see that huge cancer freckle on that guy's face? It looked like it was going to pop."

by JacketJoe August 21, 2013

tooth cancer

it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer

rylan: my tooth hurts

everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better

by afrikan butt fucker May 25, 2022

Sickticular Cancer

A person who says the word sick way too much.

Dude! quit saying sick so damn much, you're going to catch sickticular cancer!

by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009

cancer breath

A person who smokes Tobacco. A Cigarette smoker.

Hey Cancer Breath take that stinking Cigarette somewhere else.

by irondukeiv July 2, 2017

ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016

cancer stick

the paper inside of a black and mild

Guy 1: Aye you finna freak that black right?
Guy 2: Yup, we don't fucks with the cancer stick.

by bigguymanry January 30, 2017