An old man was in his cottage in the woods with a Lassie-type dog that is licking his nuts. While the dog was going to town, the old man takes a pair of moose horns dripping with maple syrup and proceeds to shove the horns up the dogs ass. Then the dog shits out the maple syrup and poo into the stanley cup, and the man chugs the bloody shit stew. He yacks back into the Stanley Cup and the dog laps it hugrily with his tongue.
stephen colbert and Canada's History
by thecrackensir February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Me: I gave this girl all of Canada's History.
Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?
Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.
Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?
Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.
by bukkakeface February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. My date and I got really drunk on Glen Breton Rare last night. We eventually ended up in the sack and she let me taste a bit of Canada's history.
by rorytony February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Canada's history sucks dick.
by jamsickle February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Nicaraguan Thunder February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Dan-was-here February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.
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by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.