fanless computer 

A computer which doesn't have a fan, it is normally very quiet and can be exposed to the elements outside, but it is more prone to overheating of its components, obviously.

Look, that cool dude over there has a fanless computer,
Oh don't worry about him, it will overheat eventually
LOL. Not Really

fanless computer by FICKPICK November 26, 2017

School computer 

The shittiest machine ever.
can't do anything on this lousy machine
probably made by goblins in the year 10000000000000000 b.c. and then puked up by a yak and pooped out by a skunk
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GLITCHY ITS PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

student: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL COMPUTER!!!
teacher: YOU WERE UNMUTED!
student: DAMN IT!!!!
Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW!

School computer by Lovecraftian_Horror#1 January 19, 2021

homeless computer virus 

If someone speaks like a robot, they're a homeless computer virus.
If they move like an animatronic, they are also a homeless computer virus.

- beep boop skadoo bep geek

DUDE HE'S A HOMELESS COMPUTER VIRUS

homeless computer virus by SlibbyDiddy February 24, 2021

Your Computer has virus 

A type of person that tries to convince you that you have a virus and scammer makes it look like you "overpaid" for his "services" tries to guilt trip you to sending them tens of thousands of dollars

HELLO THIS IS DAVE FROM MICROSOFT !\

Yes, hi dave, my name is bob.

HELLO BOB, YOUR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS!

Your Computer has virus by OG Freakus April 12, 2021

all in one computer 

unlike the name says the all in one computer is not all in one. an all in one consist of a monitor, with the tower built in, a keyboard and a mouse.

person 1: hey i bought an all in one computer
person 2: awesome is it all one box
person 1: no it still has a separate keyboard and mouse it just has the computer tower built into the monitor
person 2: oh i see but that is still really cool
person 1: i know man thanks

all in one computer by kevin e343 July 20, 2010

why is my computer so slow 

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real

(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money

why is my computer so slow by hellothemeep March 19, 2020

Hang up that computer call 

Hang up that computer call.

''Hang up that computer call, Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical''

Hang up that computer call by Kenny McCormick.die May 31, 2023