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plum bread

You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!

Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.

Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.

“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.

You slowly but surely push it into his neck.

“Ow,” he says before dying.

As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
"Do you want some plum bread john?"
"Oh god! Not again!"
by Mmmm Juicy! November 12, 2014
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bread circle

Usually when a group of men get in a circle and jack off onto a piece of bread the last one to finish has to eat the bread
Hey Tony you and some friend want to come to my house after school and we can do a bread Circle
by Ginger_star October 14, 2017
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The bread game

It's a game supposed to be played by four bros (or more). The bros get in a circle around a slice of bread and then proceed to jack off (no eye contact) and nut on the bread, the last one to finish the job has to eat the bread with the jizz all over it
Lookin' for some bros to make some bros' stuff ya kno play football, drink, play the bread game, fuck chicks, this kinda stuff.
by J.O. Crystal November 19, 2017
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nabana bread

gluten free banana bread made with copious amounts of chocolate
Today my therapist recommended making nabana bread as a new coping mechanism
by Anoiyescjkkgfv June 28, 2023
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Bread Porn

an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die
normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"
by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021
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Bread sweats

From eating too much bread. Much like eating to much meat.
Chad, I think I have the bread sweats from eating all those soft pretzels.
by Saymyusername October 3, 2019
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Sugma Bread

A type of bread used to tell someone to fuck off. May contain ligma and fugma. Created from the Sugandese tradition.
He came into the kitchen bitching about something so I told. him I was making sugma bread.
by uhohbsdncjnj February 19, 2022
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