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Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019
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Brandon

Someone who loves Kayla more.
Brandon In fact fact does love Kayla more.
by Brando2611 October 14, 2019
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Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.
Brandon loves Denise waaaaaay more and he will always love her more then she will ever.
by Love2.0 December 18, 2017
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Sexiest in the world. Has a big nob 😉
Brandon has a big nob
I wish I was a Brandon
by Branner64 January 9, 2018
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"Brandon sucks"
by USuckBrandon October 24, 2017
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Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.
Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!
by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017
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He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"
John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt
by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017
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