boredspiration

Getting a good idea just because there was nothing else to do.

Wyatt's idea during math class came from 10% inspiration and 90% boredspiration.

by jessmwr July 2, 2009

boredhungrytired

The feeling one gets when they are bored, hungry, and tired all at the same time. For fat people this usually occurs when their favorite television shows have ended and they want to go to bed but because of their obesity issues they feel compelled to stuff their fat faces with more food to aid in the sleeping process.

Man, I'm feeling really boredhungrytired right now.

by IGPOD October 4, 2010

Boredinism

Doing something, anything, and you're are still bored. The only way out is to go get lost in a forest (or maybe go find someone to talk to would work, too...)

Dear Friend: I am down deep in boredinism. Please send help to the Pinewood forest on December 23, 2012, so that you and me and our rescuers will die together.

Love,

Friend

PS: Don't come looking before then, I want to get really lost.

by Carcrasherinism February 19, 2011

Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.

I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.

by Theronai February 27, 2011

boredante

The sensation one feels while one is reading "Dante's Inferno" and becomes bored.

Student A: Why weren't you at the party last night?

Student B: I had a reading assignment to do, and was struck by a feeling of boredante.

by magicalsharpieofdeath January 9, 2012

boredom slap

when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.

"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."

"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."

"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."

"oh..."

by person with a name October 25, 2012

Boredom Amnesia

Memory loss due to a severe feeling of boredom. Your brain is in a non-functional and non-productive state for so long that it even stops recording memories.

I had nothing to do all day at work today and I was bored out of my head. When the time came to fill in my timesheet I couldn't remember what I was doing all day. I must be suffering from boredom amnesia.

by Regolithic February 18, 2013