Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.
Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
by dranalog August 22, 2017
Get the blind as a trumpmug. The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.
Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!
by Sanders like the Colonel June 5, 2009
Get the Bling Blindmug. A really sketchy corner where you can't see what's around it, and where it's likely you'll crash into somebody you really don't want to crash into.
Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.
Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.
Sara: I had a really close call at the blind corner yesterday; I stopped to tie my shoe and I saw this creepy homeless guy staggering past. I would have crashed right into him if I hadn't stopped!
Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!
Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!
by ikarios May 30, 2009
Get the blind cornermug. 
A friend who is your friend when her other friends aren't around. But, when they are, she will treat you like trash and ignore you for weeks on time. She bounces to one friend to the next. But it will be a mistake to jump in with the wrong group. The one has a friend like this is sweet, reliable, smart, pretty, the type of girl any guy would want. But some, are shy, and the guy is blinded by the Friend Dumper. He is focused on her not the real friend. But don't worry, when you are older, they will come crawling back to be friends again, then are willing to forgive and maybe get hurt again? Or are you playing it safe, and taking the high road? The choice is yours. My advice, chose wisely, one wrong move might hurt you more.
Girl 1- Who does she think she is?
Girl 2- She's a Blind Friend. She was my friend, but she is "best friends" with Abby now. It sucks.
Girl 2- She's a Blind Friend. She was my friend, but she is "best friends" with Abby now. It sucks.
by The girl ;) May 4, 2015
Get the Blind Friendmug. A sex act where the female lies down, and has the male straddle her forehead, who then stretches his scrotum to completely cover both of her eyes, mimicking Neo having his eyes fused shut in the vastly inferior movie The Matrix Revolutions. Finally, the male ejaculates into the females mouth, while screaming "YOU ARE THE ONE!"
Dude, I totally gave my wife The Blind Neo last night. It was awesome...We're getting a divorce...*uncontrollable sobbing*
by Ahauzotz January 4, 2015
Get the The Blind Neomug. by Foody5000 January 19, 2019
Get the Menu blindmug.