A misspelling of Blind Guardian, a power metal band from Germany. Only n00bs spell Blind Guardian like this.
by JakeTheRipper May 31, 2006
a girl named Nicole which is funny, beautiful, and amazing but also kinda looks like one of the three blind rats from Shrek when she puts on goofy glasses
Bobby is a blind rat
by I'm Vengeance March 31, 2022
"you're as blind as a bat"
by DoneForG%?d April 05, 2016
A really sketchy corner where you can't see what's around it, and where it's likely you'll crash into somebody you really don't want to crash into.
Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.
Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.
Sara: I had a really close call at the blind corner yesterday; I stopped to tie my shoe and I saw this creepy homeless guy staggering past. I would have crashed right into him if I hadn't stopped!
Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!
Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!
by ikarios May 31, 2009
A sex act where the female lies down, and has the male straddle her forehead, who then stretches his scrotum to completely cover both of her eyes, mimicking Neo having his eyes fused shut in the vastly inferior movie The Matrix Revolutions. Finally, the male ejaculates into the females mouth, while screaming "YOU ARE THE ONE!"
Dude, I totally gave my wife The Blind Neo last night. It was awesome...We're getting a divorce...*uncontrollable sobbing*
by Ahauzotz January 04, 2015
The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.
Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!
by Sanders like the Colonel June 05, 2009