Blind melon

Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.

There is a house on the corner full of hippies. Those blind melons never cut the grass.

by Less Moreland August 5, 2017

Behind the door

Being refered to as behind The door generally means a person is a bit slow or in the dark about a certain situation, they only click on to a joke days later

Kane didn’t understand much he was definitely behind the door

by Sheeeeshkebab903 May 7, 2018

walk behind

A Female that has a big fatty, that makes you walk behind her for long distances staring at her behind.

Man I saw this chic the other day and she had a phat ass. I mean dog, she had a walk behind.

by Kelshall March 18, 2008

banner blindness

When Champion, a small child desperately seeking attention and validation from older, respected people is brushed aside. They seek to curry favour but most often fail miserably. Usually through the making up of outlandish lies. Also known as a chronic bedwetter.

Chedburn: I think I have banner blindness to you Champion
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh

by Ali [torn] April 2, 2017

suck me from behind

the act of getting blown from the rear

Erin was feeling really ambitious so decided to suck me from behind, nonetheless I came within seconds.

by Expert Pornstar December 9, 2013

Duck Under Go Behind

A duck under go behind is when your at a party and you disappear. Your long gone before anyone misses you. Sneaking out of the House and easing back in where not to be caught. Its Telling everyone your leaving to go buy beer and you wind up at a different party. Its a duck under go Behind! LOL When you have a work day at the house with beer and that one person shows up and drinks a few beers and leaves the work to everyone else.

She asked me for a ride to the next party and I did a duck under go behind. Her drunk ass wasn't going with me anywhere!

by EdgeMyLiving May 20, 2018

blind houdini

the act of fucking a girl in the ass, spitting on her back to make her think you came, and then turning her around and spooging right in her eye.

i'm not gonna fall for that again, or you'll give me another blind houdini

by Dale the Whale December 16, 2007