Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout

Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable

by username_redacted November 23, 2023

bussy blaster cream master

A cup of coffee so strong that it's like methamphetamine

Hi may I have the bussy blaster cream master

by Bussy1234 March 21, 2024

Autobot Blaster

one inexistent transformer

autobot blaster is inexistent

by gearsdoesstuff May 1, 2024

Pasta blaster

Pasta blaster, also Pasta-blaster

Any high performance Italian motorcycle.

Similar to "rice rocket" term for a Japanese bike.

Luigi loves his new pasta blaster.

by 2TD May 3, 2024

monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.

“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”

by jtown030 May 18, 2024

Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.

Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!

by Cal563 June 12, 2024

Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.

Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.

by Frozen Alien October 5, 2024