Bible

A book that explains how to sexually abuse a child and get away with it.

Can you pass me the Bible. I’m gonna need it this Sunday.

by JesusChrist/God January 17, 2023

bible

like "i swear to God"

helga: omg i shit my pants.
martina: omg. bible?
helga: bible frrrr

by poopypeepee69696969696969 January 24, 2022

Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021

Bible

the people who follow in gods footsteps accept all. regardless of whether you're gay, straight, black, white.

"the Bible"

by Hidin from Biden December 24, 2020

Word Bible

A Word Bible is another, more accurate word for dictionary. A Word Bible, is a collection of definitions of all the sacred words, in the language you choose. It is considered to be holy, and the one and only divine record of language.

Person 1: I don't know what spaghettification means.
Person 2: Look it up in the urban Word Bible.

by BreakdownStudy November 29, 2019

bibled

Verb or Adjective; Used in college slang: Being assigned so much reading that you feel like you have to read the whole bible or being assigned reading that is not easily understandable

Oh, my professor really bibled me today.
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day

by Wallie913 May 27, 2025

and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019